Top Diagnoses

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The following is the much coveted 'Hall of Fame' for the most popular diagnoses. Freud isn't on here, and it burned him up inside.

Displaying the top 20 diagnoses from a total of 576.

Top 20 Diagnoses:

  1. 1

    You are living in your own, imaginary world. But that's ok, they know you there.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Michael

  2. 2

    You have nothing to fear except fear itself, and spiders.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Becky

  3. 3

    Stop. Right now. Think. If you're still breathing, it's not the end.

    Diagnosed by Dr. christina krasowski

  4. 4

    There is life outside of facebook.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  5. 5

    This... is not a problem. WORLD HUNGER, is a problem.

    Diagnosed by Dr. christina krasowski

  6. 6

    You take the term "literally" too literally.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  7. 7

    Your attempts at reconciliation with your children continually fail as you don't have any.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

  8. 8

    You are convinced that other people can read your mind when you make eye contact.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  9. 9

    You parted ways with your sanity due to 'creative differences'.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

  10. 10

    You must stop wearing pants, and move to the forest. It is the only way. Hurry.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Castilleja Kuzis

  11. 11

    Get off the computer already and DO something about it.

    Diagnosed by Dr. christina krasowski

  12. 12

    You believe Jennifer Lopez is a real person.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

  13. 13

    You don't get enough sleep. Throw away your alarm clock.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  14. 14

    You know, you can go to bars without going home with a stranger.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  15. 15

    My diagnosis: Smoke weed everyday.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Jacob Moses

  16. 16

    You have an unwillingness to accept change. Remedy this by asking for notes only.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Kingsley Kingston Esq

  17. 17

    You hear a whistling-noise inside your head, but only whilst whistling.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

  18. 18

    Last time you tried to use 'The force' everyone within a two mile radius got a nose bleed. You no longer try to use the force.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Philip Mitchell

  19. 19

    That's nothing a glass of wine can't fix.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

  20. 20

    You refuse to believe that Canada is a real country.

    Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner