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You have an on/off relationship with your knees, sometimes you just can't look them in the face.

Diagnosed by Dr. Stevie Godden

You think you've got problems? You should see my piles. I've even named each one after members of U2.

Diagnosed by Dr. Steve Worsley

You suffer from Hydrocanisfelinophobia - a serious fear that it will start to rain actual cats and dogs.

Diagnosed by Dr. Julya Choate

You often fantasize about re-entering your mother's uterus and spending an afternoon there with a good book.

Diagnosed by Dr. Consuela Von Haagen Dazs

You pray to The Jonas Brothers at night.

Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

You think you're your own Grandma, but with better hair. Exposure to Epic Beard Man will help.

Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Parker

You feel like your friends only love you because you're interesting and charming.

Diagnosed by Dr. RJ

You stalk your ex on google, twitter, facebook and the entire internet but won't return his calls cause you're so cool!

Diagnosed by Dr. Angeles Cagigal

When they told you not to take more than the recommended dose, they meant it.

Diagnosed by Dr. Sarah Ketner

You're on a boat.

Diagnosed by Dr. Alexandra Gargano

You bob your head to Justin Beiber.

Diagnosed by Dr. Jessie Stueck

You think Tom Cruise and his "thetans" might be onto something.

Diagnosed by Dr. Cathy Holmes

That car you're driving, its actually an Asian couple too polite to cause a fuss.

Diagnosed by Dr. David Churchill

You still take part in the school sports day egg & spoon race, despite being 37 (and naked).

Diagnosed by Dr. Cathy Holmes

Everything you've ever believed to be true needs reassessment, now that you've met someone who enjoys canned ham as much as you do

Diagnosed by Dr. Consuela Von Haagen Dazs

You believe sex with dogs is acceptable as long as they give full consent.

Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

Both of your parents refer to you as 'Dad'.

Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

The fact that I'm diagnosing you from a great distance should give you a hint about your personal hygiene.

Diagnosed by Dr. Troy Oxford

Your favourite band is the Backstreet Boys.

Diagnosed by Dr. Stephen Fairbanks

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